bullets for the gun…and no help from 911.
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By CHRIS HAWES / WFAA-TV
PARKER COUNTY – As an intruder roamed around her home, a woman repeatedly dialed 911 and received no answer. Laverne Hokett woke up one February night to the sound of someone breaking down her back door. “It’s a thousand wonders I haven’t had a heart attack,” she said with tears welling up in her eyes. “I was so afraid.”
“Yes I was so afraid, yet absolutely and totally unprepared and unequipped to defend myself. I’m just a criminals dream, I live my life in a mindset of complete and blissfull unawareness”, she didn’t say. “I fully buy into the conditioning of the nanny-staters that I should remain helpless and just call 911 to come find my body”, she didn’t say with tears welling up in her eyes.
After dialing 911 several times with no answer, Hokett called her daughter, Deborah Turpin, who lives nearby. Hokett then tried 911 again as the man inside her home screamed.
“Welcome to Parker County 911…if you are calling to complain about McDonalds being out of chicken mcnuggets press 1 now…if you think you need some help press 2 now…if you have someone in your home in the middle of the night who has broken down your door and isn’t supposed to be there press 3 now, to repeat these options press the star key…welcome to the home invasion hotline…our normal business hours are from 8:30 a.m. pacific time to 7:30 p.m. Atlantic daylight time, if you are calling during normal business hours and would like to hold, please press 1, if you would like to leave a message and have one of our home invasion hotline specialists call you back, please press 2 now…”
“Well, he couldn’t find the bullets to the gun,” she said of her neighbor.
Attaboy, “safe” storage you can’t beat it. Preparation, planning, practice…pfffft who needs it. “Now where did I put those damn moldy bullets I bought back in ‘64???” “Well Edna…I can’t find any bullets….I haven’t touched this gun in about 5 years, but I fully expected to be able to use it when I needed it. I hope it all turns out ok for you over there, I’m going back to bed….”
When Turpin (daughter) and her husband arrived at Hokett’s home, they cornered the intruder at gunpoint. They then tried to call 911 again and again. “I’m very frustrated,” Turpin said. “I’m very angry.” Finally, the phone rang. “This is Parker County 911,” a dispatcher said. “Your phone is dialing 911, is there an emergency?” “Someone’s broken into my mother’s home,” Turpin replied. “I’m sitting here with a gun on him, and if he doesn’t behave I’m going to kill him. … We’ve both got guns on him. He’s sitting here crying and bawling.” Deputies arrived 13 minutes later and arrested the intruder.
You mean someone arrived with a gun to resolve this issue? No… Well once they managed to get the police…it was only 13 minutes…nothing bad can happen to you alone in your home with an intruder for 13 minutes…just wait on 911 calmly.
Hokett said she hopes she never needs 911 again. But just in case, she said her daughter bought her a shotgun that she has places near her bed.
Why? Guns never solve anything. They just contribute to the culture of gun violence and you’ll only shoot your eye out…will she be able to find the “bullets”? Will she be able to operate it? Will Parker County 911 answer? Will Parker County 911 learn what to do on a 911 “hang up”? Tune in next time to “As the Oprah-fied helpless American Turns”